chauvinistsushi:

peaceloveeva:

littlecrythings:

*AGGRESSIVELY LIVES*

*SUCCESSFULLY DIES*

Makes me laugh every time

chauvinistsushi:

peaceloveeva:

littlecrythings:

*AGGRESSIVELY LIVES*

*SUCCESSFULLY DIES*

Makes me laugh every time

(via bithersweet)

ask-kanaynay:

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I Purchased Them A Few Months Ago.

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vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK

vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK

(Source: cineraria, via meulinsdeafiningwhispers)

Tags: cats

(Source: cruelworld30, via rikocb)

i appreciate My Chemical Romance song titles better if i put “Mom” at the end of them

gerard-hey:

spoken-not-written:

padaleckifarts:

continuants:

mcr:

“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom”
“I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom”
“This Is How I Disappear, Mom”

welcome to the black parade, mom.

fake your death, mum

mama mum

I’ll Destroya mum

(via so-chemicool)

bumbleshark:

that one fictional character you ship with six other characters

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(via thegoldenbaka)

Tags: puns

hobbitdragon:

what bar do I go to in order to order a glass of this

hobbitdragon:

what bar do I go to in order to order a glass of this

(Source: cadburycreamcoolator, via thief-of-nope)

Tags: cats

lanturd:

Wow I can’t believe I just hit 4000 followers! Hundreds are injured. My fists are sore and the police are coming.

(via biggrandhighbloodbonebulge)

Tags: puns

HAPPY

capitalistpropaganda:

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(via rick-sanchez)

guy:

guy:

yeah ur sex takes me to

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(Source: guy, via rick-sanchez)

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

(via festiveshit)

charlesoberonn:

420? 4+2+0 = 6? and three digits?! so 666?! aqnd you blaze it in the name of satan on Jesus’ sacred day?! The antichrist is coming today, the signs are all there!

charlesoberonn:

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come on grab your

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acciowomp:

[S] Jesus: Rise.

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